Feelings...
Wednesday, September 14, 2005
Bhai Ka Resume
Pakya Bhai Supariwala
Objective:
To obtain a challenging position as a Crime Implementation Analyst (CIA)
Education:
* B.S. (Crime Technology) Tihar Jail, India, August 1994
* M.S. (Criminal Sciences) Virginia Prison for International Smugglers and
the Unlawful Activists(VPISUA), August 1996.
Thesis:
"On escaping from high security prisons like Alcatraz with minimal
efforts"
Coursework:
Cop Psychology, Plastic Explosives Technology, Bomb Controls and Timer
Device Theory, International Smuggling and Drug Trafficking, Object Oriented
Crime Design
Work Experience:
* Research Assistant, LTTE Labs, Jaffna, Aug 1990-Aug 1991
* Worked on the prestigious Belt Bomb project
* Developed instant death cyanide capsules in orange, strawberry; and mint
flavors (Patent# 007,13,666)
Summer Internship:
Dawood Ibrahim and Haji Mastan Associates, Bombay, June1987-July1990
* Worked as a hitman and was responsible for many supari style killings
* Participated in election rigging in Bihar and made hafta Collections
Honors & Achievements:
* Won 1980 Gabbar Singh Memorial Award (given to child prodigies in crime)
* Member, IPKF (Indian Professional Killers Forum) student chapter
* Performer of the year in 2004 General Elections in Bihar & U.P.
* Strong hold on Govt. & NGOs.
* Specialized in extortion,illegal construction business & fake academic
degree supply.
References:
* Dr. Charles Sobhraj, Full Time Prof., Tihar Jail, New Delhi
* Dr. Chandra Swamy, Visiting Faculty Tihar Jail, New Delhi
* Dr. Dawood Ibrahim, Overseas Projects Manager, Dubai
Thanks,
(Pakiya Dhol
- posted by Murali @ 4:51 PM
Tuesday, August 16, 2005
Facts of National Anthem
I have always wondered who is the "adhinayak" and "bharat bhagya vidhata", whose praise we are singing. I thought may be God! Our current National Anthem "Jana Gana Mana" is sung throughout the country. Did you know the national anthem, Jana Gana Mana Adhinayaka, was written by Rabindranath Tagore in honor of King George V and the Queen of England when they visited India in 1919? To honor their visit Pundit Motilal Nehru had the five stanzas included, which are in praise of the King and Queen. (And most of us think it is in the praise of our great Motherland!!!)
In the original Bengali verses only those provinces that were under British rule, i.e. Punjab, Sindh, Gujarat, Maratha... etc. were mentioned. None of the princely states were recognized which are integral parts of India now - Kashmir, Rajasthan, Andhra, Mysore or Kerala. Neither the Indian Ocean nor the Arabian Sea was included, since they were directly under Portuguese rule at that time.
The Jana Gana Mana Adhinayaka implies that King George V is the lord of the masses and Bharata Bhagya Vidhata is "the bestower of good fortune". Following is a translation of the five stanzas which glorify the King:
1st stanza (Indian)People wake up remembering your good name and ask for your blessings and they sing your glories.
2nd stanza Around your throne people of all religions come and give their love and anxiously wait to hear your kind words.
3rd stanza Praise to the King for being the charioteer, for leading the ancient travelers beyond misery.
4th stanza Drowned in the deep ignorance and suffering, poverty stricken, unconscious country? Waiting for the wink of your eye and your mother's (the Queen's) true protection.
5th stanza in your compassionate plans, the sleeping Bharat (India) will wake up. We bow down to your feet O' Queen, and glory to Rajeshwara (the King).
This whole poem does not indicate any love for the Motherland but depicts a bleak picture. When you sing Jana Gana Mana Adhinayaka, whom are you glorifying? Certainly not the Motherland. Is it God? The poem does not indicate that.
It is time now to understand the original purpose and the implication of this, rather than blindly sing as has been done the past fifty plus years. Nehru chose the present national anthem as opposed to Vande Mataram because he thought that it would be easier for the band to play. It was an absurd reason but Today for that matter bands have advanced and they can very well play any music. So they can as well play Vande Mataram, which is a far better composition in praise of our dear Motherland - India.
Source is a FWD mail.
- posted by Murali @ 11:39 AM
Thursday, August 11, 2005
Colour....
A Brit bumps into a sardar, and Poking fun tells him..
You Indians are multicoloured... Look at us we are only one colour...
To which the Sardar replies... Only HORSES are of different colours..
DONKEYS are of the same colour..
JAI HIND ;)
- posted by Murali @ 5:30 PM
Friday, August 05, 2005
Lovely Morning
My 6 month daughter has learnt a new habit of Psrrrr'ing. She was not doing it for a few days now, so we assumed that she has forgotten it...
I carried her in the morning as soon as she woke up and walked into the living room. I looked at her, She responded with a beautiful smile, before I could completely enjoy her smile she gave a loud Psrrrrr... loads of her saliva was now covering my face. My Mom,Dad, Brother and Wife laughed, Not to mention teasing's that followed...
Seeing them laugh my daughter wore a surprised look and started to Psrrr again much to the delight of my mom...
It was a Great beginning...
- posted by Murali @ 5:12 PM
Thursday, August 04, 2005
Failure ???
I was really surprised to see this...
Here is what you need to do..
Go to www.google.com, Type "failure" and click on I'm Lucky
U will be surprised to see where google takes you..
Disclaimer:- NO offence meant!!!
- posted by Murali @ 2:47 PM
Monday, August 01, 2005
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